Dear Diary,
Hi! Wednesday we’re going to Fontbonne for the day. Kewl. Anywho, Keith looks so fine with his hair short! Keith, Michael O, & James are going to Archies, Sheila’s going to The Mount, Tram and Janice are going to St. Clare’s and Anna, Michelle, me and Debbie are going to Fontbonne. Kewl. Oh yeah, I heard Brad Renfro smokes and that when girls come to the set of his movies, he entertains them in his trailer! But I hope not in the nastified way!
Audi!
Julie
Dear Diary,
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Guess what? Thursday we got the acceptance letters back from the high schools and I got in to all of my choices!!!!!!! My choices were Fontbonne, Archies, Mt St Joseph, St. Clares, MRM, and Notre Dame. Its a toss up between Archies and Fontbonne. Saturday Me, Debbie, Erin and Kerri went to see “White Squall”. It was sad and exciting. There was this boy in it, Gill, he was so fine! The movie was so sad, mostly cause Gill dies when the boat went down (boo hoo hoo). Scott (hottie) Wolf wuz in it too. A lot of hotties r in it. It wuz the best movie I’ve ever seen and I meant it. Really. It kicks ass. Friday, we went to Osco’s and I got designer imposters for CK one. It smells awesome! Well anyway, I g/g. See ya.
Audi
Julie
Dear 1996 Julie,
Designer imposters, Ooooh la-la!!
Audi!
Julie
Dear Diary,
Hi! Today in school we had “share day” with the second grade and they have wicked attitudes! One little girl told Sheila to go back to 1st grade to learn how to read and then Debbie told a little girl to draw a picture and she said “make me!” Jeez! Then I wuz like “what the hell” and the little kids in my group go “ooooooo” then I say “no I said heck” then they said “ooooooo” even louder then I said “O my god” and they said “you used the Lords name in vain” then Mrs Frain and Mrs Murphy came over. The kids me and Debbie had were noisy. I think Brendan wuz lookin at me during share time. Tomorrow in school is the spaghetti lunchin. Kewl. I hope we have as much fun as we did last year. I tried to throw a rowl at Kenny but it hit Mrs Phealen instead and Brian Witcher ate a butter packet. Gross.
Audi
Julie
Dear 1996 Julie
OMG. Rowl??? Are you fucking kidding me. WOW kid. It’s roll. WOW.
Audi!
Julie
Dear Diary,
Hi! Today we sat for Trish’s kids! It was only Tom and Leah cuz Kylie was at a b-day party. We only sit for an hour a day. Tom and Leah are cute but Kylie is kinda bratty. We had dress down day in school today. I wore my overalls and a new tee I got from Bradlees. Kewl. Brendan looked cute today! Keith was out. I got a 90 on my music test. Kewl. Even though Keith wuz out he wuz there with his dad and I think he wuz lookin at me from across the street. Me Debbie and Erin are goin to the movies on Saturday or Friday night. We’ll see White Squall. Friday is when all the hotties go. Well g/g
Audi,
Julie
Dear Diary,
Hi! Wuz ^ ? Well, we got the babysitting jobs. One is for Trish 2x a week for Kylie, Tom and Leah & the other is for Jill Gallagher (Trish’s friend) on Lonsdale. We sit for her 2 little girls Lilly (15mo.) and Leah (5mo). The are so cute. They have 5 cats. Sweet pea, pea pod, peaches, chole, and sir something-or-other (I don’t know his name). They don’t have much, I feel bad for them. I’m opening a bank-account. Cool. We got graduation pics yesterday and I was the first. Well I think Brendan likes me with my hair up cause when I had it up he looked at me but when I had it down he didn’t look as often. He is such a hottie. I got a 63 on my history test. I’m so totally stupid. Anyway nothing else is new so talk to ya lata,
Audi,
Julie
Dear 1996 Julie,
You are not totally stupid!! History is for geeks anyway, you never use it in every day life. Plus, in the future if you ever need to know anything about anything, just google it or read the entire wikipedia page about it. Sure wikipedia isn’t always accurate, but at least you’re reading!
Audi!!
Julie
Dear Diary,
Hi! Me again. We had a mother of a blizzard today. We got like a foot of snow. It’s up to my thighs. No school today! Cool. We had to walk up to Charlie’s w/ Linda for pizza. How can she stand to eat that nasty greasy pizza? I dunno. I prefer Dimitrios. I watched “The Client” today. Brad Renfro’s in it. He is georgus. I had a dream last night about J.C. from the MMC (mickey mouse club). He’s fine too. I hope we don’t have school tomorrow. [name of female classmate] is a slut. All she does is flirt w/ my man, Brendan.
Audi,
Julie
Dear 1996 Julie,
That slut better step! Brendan is yours! Clearly he was in love with you, I mean how more obvious could he be; touching your pony tail and calling you names. I mean really.
LOL Dimitrios is was and always will be far superior to any other pizza, besides Papa Ginos…that is, if it’s still open…?
Audi!!
Julie
Dear Diary,
Happy New Year! Well, for new years eve me and Debbie baby-sat for Timmy and Katie. Great way to ring in the new year, huh? Well, for Christmas we got a TV set for our room, c.d. walkman, c.d. stand, a little bin for all our bracelet shit, sand art (from Katie, she had me in the grab) a Take That c.d. from nana, a book from nana, and tons of clothes. I also got ice skates from Aunt Mary, and a necklace from Carol Ann with my initials on it. I’m getting c.d’s from Uncle Bob. Tom & Huck came out already, but I haven’t seen it! I feel so unfaithful to JTT & Brad! But I’m gonna see it Saturday or Friday. We had a snowstorm yesterday and had no school. Today was an hour delay but mom wouldn’t let us go. Bummer. Oh well.
Audi,
Julie
Dear Diary,
Hey, wuz up? It’s been a really long time since I’ve written to you. Sorry bout that! Well I have a new love. Brad Renfro. He’s in “The Client”, “The Cure” and ‘Tom & Huck” with JTT. Two hots guys in one movie! JTT gets kissed in it!!!! Boo Hoo! I wish it were me! It’s coming out the 22nd. Well, I’m sick and missed the high school test. It was Saturday. I have an upper respatory cold. I’m still sick. In school we got our pics back. I look O.K. Our school musical is the 14th and 15th. I’m stage crew. We’re the 8th grade and we’re not even in it. It’s the Nutcracker. The 8th grade just does the cresh. Brendan “fine ass” Flynn is Joseph and I’m not Mary. Not Fair! Well today in school we were getting the costumes ready and Brendan helped us and he ripped it. It was pathetic looking. But he is fine!!!
C-ya!
Julie
Dear 1995 Julie,
WTF is a cresh?? Anyone?? Did I spell it wrong? Wait, yeah, I most likely did. WTF is it?? A biblical term? Google is not helping. Help.
Audi!!
Julie
Dear Diary,
Hello! I got a letter from Dani (pen pal) Saturday. Cool. Today in the school-yard I swear Brendan was staring at me. WOW!! Then in gym we played Dr. Dodge ball (again) and I was on Brendan’s team and we were trying to pick Dr’s and Brendan suggested that I be the doctor! In his exact words “Julie”!!!!! WOW! I <3 him so much! Did I ever tell you that I once saw Jonathan Taylor Thomas live in person?! Well, January 7, 1995 me, Debbie and mom saw him at the Bayside expo center. It was the best day of my life. I got 2 autographs. And he smiled at me!!!!!!!! Can you believe it? We waited in line for four hours! But it was definitly worth the wait though. He was there cause of a car show. I hope Devon’s there this year. Last year in line we made friends. We had our pictures taken with him, but the woman who took it never sent it to us. Bummer. Oh well maybe he’ll be back next year.
Audi,
Julie
Dear 1995 Julie,
Holy S!! 2 autographs?? I know exactly what poster it was…a BOP centerfold with a blue background and he was wearing a blue plaid vest and making finger gun hand gesture, obvi. Where the fuck is it?! Damn! I wish I kept better tabs on that….
Audi!!
Julie
Dear Diary,
Today we saw the best movie in the world. Now and Then. It’s about these 4 girls who make a pact to stay BFFL. Then 20 years later they come back to the town they lived in and one of them had a baby. It was the feel-good movie of the year. Devon Sawa is in it. He’s Scott Wormer. The neighborhood bully turned sweetheart. He has a naked scene! He’s skinny dipping and you can see his butt! He’s got a white ass! But it’s nice! I got a mag today, Teen Beat. Mary Mullin (mom’s cousin) came w/ us to the movie. She is giving us her bird, Spike. Cool. I <3 DEVON SAWA!! Every time I see his face I get weak in the knees. I want me, Debbie and Linda to be like the girls in the movie. There so cool. I want to get a new tire for my bike so we can ride everywhere like them. Devon is the most georgus guy I’ve ever seen! But he’s like 4 years older than me though (he’s 17). Oh well! He’s fine!
Audi!
Julie
Dear 1995 Julie,
The feel good movie of the year, amazing. I think you missed your calling.
Audi!
Julie
