Hey! Wuz up? Today in the school yard Joe* said you could see through the girls skirts & he looked at mine & said “Julie’s wearing shorts!” & I wuz like “excuse me!” & he started laughing. I ❤ Joe*! It wuz so hot today. We were sittin outside of Paula’s tryin to get a tan. Her next door neighbors are scary.
Dear 1996 Julie,
Honey, you couldn’t get a tan if you tried. My guess is you got a sunburn, it peeled and your arms sprouted 8 dozen new freckles. That is, if you were even out there long enough to get any color because those scary neighbors freaked you out enough to run home and tell your diary how scary they were. And it’s a good thing you were wearing shorts under your uniform, otherwise Joe* would’ve seen your day of the week bloomers! How embarrassing would that have been? You were probably wearing the wrong day too!
Peace out, Julie
*name has been changed