Dear Diary,
Happy (belated) Birthday to me! (& nana of corse!) I got a necklace from Debbie, $25 from nana, $21 from Barbie, and $20 from Aunt Mary. I haven’t gotten anything from mom and dad yet. Today me & Deb went to the mall and I got lime green nail polish, the new STP cd, a silverchair poster, a big ring, baretts, earrings, and a scrunchie. Big spenda! Oh yeah, and paper thingies that take the grease off your face. I really need thoes.
Audi! Julie
Dear 1996 Julie
Whoa baby! Way to spend all that birthday cash on a bunch of crap! Lime green nail polish?? Because you want to look like you’ve been picking your nose with all ten fingers?? I guess the scrunchie and grease papers were essential, because you’re face is oily and hair unruly at times, but lime green nail polish? Not so much. Clearly your “spending money on useless crap” problem started early.
Toodles, Julie
Diary of a Crazy White Teenager 
New STP CD was definitely essential as well
You get presents from BARBIE?! Oh wait. You probably know someone named Barbie. Nevermind.
I really need those paper things that take grease off your face. Thanks 1996 Julie!
Are these posts really from the nineties? Hard to tell
What are you trying to say?!
“the new STP cd, a silverchair poster, a big ring, baretts, earrings, and a scrunchie. ”
Yeah sounds like the nineties to me!